A Special Announcement:

During the Scribester's self inflicted absence from contributing to this here blog, I've asked four friends to write guest reviews in his place, three of whom will be first-time guest contributors to this space.

Why, you ask? Mainly to restore the so-called integrity of this blogs two opinion format but also because I really want to post more regularly here and I don't want to (or feel like) doing it by myself. It was nice to know that everyone I asked to contribute agreed to do it and for that, I thank you. You know who you are.

In each case I gave the option of choosing which movie to review to the guest reviewer. However, one person declined and wanted me to choose. Following the procedure that Scribe and I normally use, I gave her a list of five choices and left the final decision up to her.

As always, guest reviews will appear in RED.

Now back to our originally scheduled programming.

Here's your chance to be famous

Ok, so maybe that isn't entirely true. You might be famous someday. And if you are, we'll have had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Today, however, is not that day and frankly tomorrow isn't looking good for you either. But keep your chin up and your nose clean and maybe you'll get lucky sometime soon.

What you do have {right now} is an opportunity to choose a movie that will be reviewed by Scribe and I right here on this very blog! And if we choose your movie, we just may ask you to write a guest review to go along with it.

Or not.

It depends, really on how we're feeling, what day of the week it is, how the stars are aligned and what the weather is like outside. If Scribe is being cranky that day, I make no guarantees...

You should be prepared in any case, because you just never know...

So lets have those suggestions!

Scribe adds:

I don't know what Green's obssession is with being an anus, but it's really starting to become disturbing, isn't it? Plus, I don't understand how submitting movie review ideas will aid you in becoming that particular orifice! Is this some kind of ancient Christian thing of which I have until now not been aware???

I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!

Oh...

I really need to read the titles of things before I...yeah...Carry on!